TODAY'S HEADLINES

​A New Jersey Urgent Care Is Not As Caring As We Thought


Book Reviewer Gives Up, Saying “there’s just too many books out there”


ABC Sports Decides To Use Laugh Track During Empty Stadium Sporting Events Because “It Worked For Seinfeld”
 

2 Unknown White Guys Stop Doing Their Podcast To Fight Racial Injustice
  

Woman Claims To Be Amelia Earhart, And We Just Don’t Know What To Say
 

Last Surviving Polar Bear Still Thinks The World Is Going To Be Okay
 

Cuban Grandmother Insists Fidel Castro Is Still Alive
 

With New “Lance” Documentary, A Few People Put Back On Their Livestrong Bracelets