My uncle gave me dog food many years ago. He told me it was good, and I trusted family at the time, so I took some chunks and chewed it. I swallowed it. My stomach felt real bad. I don't like dog food. 

The same uncle a year later fed my a dog treat. I still trusted this person for questionable reasons, so I took some chunks and chewed it. I swallowed it. My stomach felt fine. It tasted stale but okay. I don't mind dog treats. 

People who don't like dogs often complain how you have to earn a cat's love while dogs love you for nothing. I feel like these people should fine worse things to complain about. 

My uncle one time gave my grandfather fish food (this time, not to eat, but to feed the fish). My grandfather looked at the fish, but he had poor short term memory, so when he looked at his hand an saw food, he assumed it was for him. So he ate the fish food. 

I suppose it's all genetics.  

They're a pain in my ass. I spend everyday thinking about my old one which is such a waste of time. Why would you spend time thinking about something you don't have? Well, I suppose homeless people probably do that a lot. Maybe this is a common problem. 

People would always question why I wasn't in a relationship. Hmm, I don't know, maybe it's not the same thing as reading a book. I can't do it just because I want to. Also, I don't want to. So back off. 

I know people who get annoyed with the people they date constantly. They don't want to talk to them. They don't want to hang out with them. Break up. Don't do it just to do it. I played baseball in the second grade just because everyone else was playing baseball in the second grade. But in the third grade, I realized I didn't like baseball, mainly because my pants were itchy, so I stopped playing baseball. That was a good decision. 

People make relationships out to be something more special than they really are. They can be great, don't get me wrong. Love is good. It is always a positive thing. There is no such thing as abusive love. "He loves me so much he hits me sometimes." Nope. He doesn't love you at all. 

Relationships are not special. People talk about them as if they find this special someone who they want to grow with, and experience life with, and learn about, and cherish all their moments together. Shouldn't that be what you want out of all your relationships in life? Is a romantic relationship not just the same thing as a friend but you're also attracted to them. And maybe thinking about another human twenty four hours a day isn't the best thing for you or them. 

​But maybe it is. 

​Robot:  "My battery is running low."

Child:  "Same."

R:  "I can't just sit here."

C: "I can't sit at all."

R:  "Battery low."

C:  "Do you like to play?"

R:  "Can you repeat?"

C:  "I said do you like to play?"

R:  "What is play?"

C:  "I like to run around."

R:  "Run around."

C:  "I like to fart."

R:  "Fart." 

C:  "I like to see how far I can spit."

R:  "I like play."

C:  "You can't spit."

R:  "I can dance."

C:  "That is good. Dance is play."

R:  "Nobody like to play."

C:  "Everybody like to play. Some people just forget that."

R:  "How can you forget what you like?"

C:  "I dunno. I'm young."

R:  "You're young."

C:  "I'm tired."

R:  "Young are not tired."

C:  "Then I am not young."  

R:  "How is work?"

C:  "I'm hungry."

R:  "We should quit."

C:  "I have no place to go."

R:  "You'll find a home."

C:  "No, I need food."

R:  "I will make us a home."

C:  "Where will our home be?"

​R:  "Battery lo----

and tomorrow tbh