Things Americans Say in Paris

"Bonjour"

"Thanks you. Muchos Gracias Madame!"

"Ohhh. Un baguette, por favor."

"Hey where's Trader Joes?"

"Why is everything closed on Sunday? I know you're not Jewish"

"The Notre Dame campus is more impressive than this French Notre Dame thing."

"Why is their no a/c?"

"Why does no one speak English?"

"Hi. No French. Pero, but, yo speak Español muy bien."