Retro Christmas Lists (recently discovered)

Anne Frank
 
Dear Santa,
For Christmas this year, there are a few things I would like:

• A Christmas sweater - I was thinking something fun to spruce up the dull atmosphere around here. Maybe something silly with snowmen on it. Maybe something colorful with Christmas trees and reindeer.
• Matches - It's kinda dark in here
• BIC ball point pen - I like the blue ones, but the black would be fine.
• Connect Four - it's a high level thinking board game. It's both educational and fun. 
• A new journal - I'm running out of pages and I have a hunch people will want to read this one day.

Lance Armstrong

• A new bike
• A new bracelet -Livestrong Foundation took all of mine away
• Steroids - the good kind
• My left testicle

Charlie Brown

• no coal please
• some friends would be nice

Jerry Seinfeld

• coffee
• cars
• more jokes
• new television show

Ariana Grande
dear santa, i changed my mind about pete. so i could just use some advice this year


OJ Simpson

• get out of jail free card
• gloves
• A cloth
• I'd really like to get my Heisman trophy back
• A white Ford Bronco SUV