Resume - M. Gandhi

Re: Google Software Engineer Internship
 
 
                                                          Mahatma Gandhi
1104 Main Street, Porbandar, India 360545 | 562-821-1921 | [email protected]
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EDUCATION
University College London​, London, UK                                                                                 1888
Bachelor of Arts, Economics                                                                         
Double minor: Creative Writing and Fasting
Cumulative GPA: 2.931
 
Inner Temple​, London, UK                                                                                                         1889   
           
LEADERSHIP

• Pretty famous
• Leader of the Indian National Congress
• Led a landmark march to the sea to collect salt in symbolic defiance of the government monopoly (1930)
• Captain of Middle School kickball team
• Initiated the Indian Independence Movement

                                                                                                                       
AWARDS                                                                                                                             

• Time Magazine man of the year (1930)
• Runner up for Person of the Century (Lost to Albert frickin Einstein)
• Nominated for the Middle School kickball sportsmanship award
• Nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize 5 times (Got robbed every time)
• Second runner up in a Julius Caesar toga contest 
• Received most improved basket weaver (fifth grade)

 
WORK EXPERIENCE
Bagels and Brownies Employee                                                                                               1888

• Provided quality customer service through interactions with customers in person and over the phone

 
Rashtrapati Bhavan Museum                                                                                                    1889

• Assisted as an elevator attendant

 
COMMUNITY SERVICE

• Helped India pretty immensely (unpaid)
• After arrested, founded a prison-wide book club for 19th century science fiction novels

 
 
Additional Skills:

​Juggling, singing, able to fast for long periods of time,
Good stamina, talented chess player, familiar with Microsoft Office