Responses to Quotes

Dr. Seuss - "Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened."
Me - "Get mad because you weren't even invited."

Oscar Wilde - "Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."
Me - What about cloning?"

Mark Twain - "If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."
Me - "Lying is pretty convenient." 

Andy Warhol - "In the future, everyone will be famous for 15 minutes."
Me - "Actually 7 seconds."

William Shakespeare - "We know what we are, but know not what we may be."
Me - "I don't even know your real name Mr. Shakes."

Buddah - "I never see what has been done; I only see what remains to be done."
Me - "Try to enjoy the moment why don't ya?"

Dalai Lama - "My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness."
Me - "Actually, it's Buddhism. 

Charles Barkley - "The main thing to do is relax and let your talent do the work."
Me - "I think you're a little too relaxed these days. Go for a run."