Life is full of twists. Stay flexible. Take a yoga class.
There’s no receipt for your time. But if you get one, ask for the itemized receipt. You always have more to gain when taking risks. But if a friend dares you to jump off a bridge, you probably have more to lose. Stop eating cookies, fat ass. Today, you will find love in an unexpected place. Tomorrow, you will get caught cheating. Life is about balance. Try surfing. Generosity is contagious. So is strep throat and AIDS. Yesterday is two days before tomorrow. Don’t say anything to that girl. She doesn’t like you like that. Love can last a lifetime. Energy lasts forever. If you’re in a relationship, take Adderall. If you’re single, rest up. Please, recycle me.
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