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​ Comments that Guarantee no Second Date
 
“Would you like to go to Soul Cycle tomorrow?”

“I thought we could start with some icebreakers.”

“Humans do not actually exist.”

“I don’t believe in washing your hands.”

“Who’s Paul McCartney?

“You’re totally a Virgo.”

“Ariana Grande has really brought something new to music.”

“There are certain situations when manslaughter is ok.”

“No spoilers!” (when you mention the film Titanic)

“Add me on Snapchat!"
 
Comments that Deserve No Response
 
“Truth or dare!”

“Can I ask you a weird question?"

“You see that girl over there?”

“I think I know you.”

“You look tired.”

"What time is it?"

“I didn’t technically cheat on you.”

“The urinals here are really cool.”

“I don’t think we should talk anymore.”
 
Just turn and walk away
 
“I’m pursuing an acting career, and I’d like to tell you about it.”

“I’m traveling around Europe for a few years to find myself.”

“You won’t believe this!”

“I just don’t know if he likes me or not.”

“What do you mean by ‘annoying?’”

“Nice to meet you” (when they have bad breath)

“Dude, I got plastered last night, you won’t believe what happened.”

“I had a ham sandwich for lunch” (when you ask them what they did over the summer)

“You haven’t seen Hamilton on Broadway?!”

​“What frat are you in?”